Peter had been called up,but he did’t want to join the army ,
so he asked his frirnd what he should do.
His friend said , Well ,why don’t you have all your teeth pulled
out ? You won’t get past the medical then
Some weeks later Peter met his friend in the street, and the friend
asked him what nad hapened
Peter , who had no teeth lefe , mumbled, The officer sad I was no
good to the army – I’ve got flat feet.